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wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
my brother forgot the word so he said “leg elbow” one time
this is slightly akward because in Germany we literally say Handgelenk (hand ankle) and Schneckenhaus (snail house) D:
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
my phone battery died faster than my dreams